Today's Track : The Vines - Get Free

I just set up a blackberry for one of our sales reps. Now all of his company emails are redirected to his blackberry while he’s on the road and in the hospitals. Here’s the email conversation that followed after I gave him the blackberry to take home.

Me - Hopefully you're getting this on your blackberry…send me a message back if you do!

Matt - You the Man!

Me - Awesome!

Matt - This isnot easy to drive and email at the same time

Me - Watch out for that old lady crossing the street in front of you.

Matt - I don't brake for old ladies. Only young ones.

Me - I'm printing a copy of this now and asking Christine to send this to your home. I hope you get back from your trip to intercept this letter before your wife does.
For a small fee I'm willing to burn the evidence before it reaches Christine.

Matt - Good luck collecting. My wife already knows I'm incorrigible.

Me - Incorrigible can easily be edited to "unfaithful". Please make the cheque out to Khiem Le.

Matt - I'll be forwarding these messages to Kip to illustrate what a productive worker you are. “Cheque” this!

Me - I guess the question is whether I'm more afraid of Kip or you're more afraid of your wife.

Matt - You win. How much do you want?

It’s been a productive day at work!